Blog Posts

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:48:43 +0000 · There Will Be No Jacking Off For Jill
I've never seen a male masturbator before, so of course, I had to defile the hell out of it.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:52:04 +0000 · Lube & 2% Milk – Keep Government Out of Porn
Why is it that "Pussy Torture 8" hit your radar, but not 1-7?

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:58:44 +0000 · Porno Becky
Don't get him any, like, big dongs or anything....

Mon, 24 May 2010 18:51:45 +0000 · So, You Don’t Like Dick?
That's a nice banana.

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:31:25 +0000 · How it all Started: The Story of Empire Labs
How it all Started: the Story of Empire Labs Dr. David Claus, PhD. is the original founder of Empire Labs. He has a doctorate in Chemistry from UCLA, and he was happy to relate the interesting and winding path that led to the creation of a special formula that enables people to mold extremely detailed [...]

Twitter Posts

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