For some, let’s say, it’s a matter of sexual orientation – the penis just isn’t what you and/or your partner are into, or necessarily want to see. Maybe you’re a woman in that “experimental college” time and feel like you need dreadlocks and picket signs to assert your independence from the penis or you’re in that (history projecting notice!) bi-curious stage. Maybe you were just grocery shopping and really liked that produce (oh, it happens, trust me and my English cucumber clone). Maybe you’re just wanting something funky to sculpt. Maybe…. we don’t need to know. Because, honestly, we’ve been there too or else why would we be here?
I’ve spent hours, nay, days with the Clone A Willy kit. We’ve had laughs, tears, and WTF moments we’ll always cherish. But I must say, some of the most fun we’ve had is asking ourselves, “What if we clone this?!!!” Clone A Willy (or CAW as I like to call my pal), has the greatest imagination. Hands? Check. Feet? Check. Granted, we have needed a few (quite a few) kits to do this, but it was well worth it.
And, now, I get to my point.
That’s a nice banana.
You read that right.
Very nice banana. Enough curve to rival a Vida. Oh, and that’s a nice zucchini. I like the thick tip. Very smooth. Um, TMI? Well, then, what about that kitchen utensil you’ve always looked at? Hairbrush handle? Name-your-penetration-device. When the mood strikes and you need something to ‘work it out’ – why not keep it around?
So, let’s say, for example, you find something, at the farmers market or not, human or not, that you really think might float your boat but maybe not pentration worthy or permanent worthy? Think of cloning it! Vibrator, medical grade ingredients – make your toy what YOU want it to be. Make that banana last a life time. Or, um, whatever you choose.
So, check out my versions of what would work in a banana sling and a more literal “zucchini for a hot pocketâ€ if you will. There are more photos on the Clone A Willy Facebook site. Happy cloning.