Funny Sex Toy Mishaps #3 from Mike

~Rechargeable batteries and sex toys do not mix. By Mike

My girlfriend and I were in a particularly amorous mood one night, but had a little problem. Mother Nature made it a not so good week for sex. Still, we were determined to do something about it. I suddenly thought of the brand new vibrator that we bought last weekend. This seemed like an excellent time to finally take it out of its box and give it a try. While trying to keep the mood for a bit of sexy fun, I was fumbling around with the packaging trying to rip it open to get at the prize inside. Finally, I had the brand new vibrator in hand, but we had just problem left. No batteries. “Shit! Hang on” I said as I was frantically thinking where the nearest AA batteries were. First thing that came to mind was that small digital camera we had on the dresser. I quickly grab it and pulled out the batteries and put them into the vibrator. Turn the knob on the back and then, bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Success!

So at this point my girlfriend is now completely naked on the bed and giving me a little smile. I laid down between her legs and start rubbing the vibrator gently on her clit. Just a few minutes had passed and her breathing was getting faster and faster and her moaning was getting louder and louder. By now, I’m sure even the neighbors were starting hear how great this new toy was. From what saw, I could tell she was getting close to a climax. Then the worst thing happened. Bzzzzz.z…z…..z……z……..z…….. Damn it! The problem was that the batteries in the digital camera are the rechargeable kind. The kinds of batteries that work great all the way up until the charge runs out, then abruptly die. After a brief moment of silence with me just staring at the dead vibrator, she looks up at me and starts giggling. We couldn’t hold it in anymore and both of us start laughing out loud. After a few minutes of that, the amorous mood was completely gone. As the laughing subsided, we decided it was a good time to make some popcorn and watch a movie.

Later on, once we got fresh regular batteries for it, she (and sometimes we) had a lot of great times with that little vibrator. Still, after that, we always made sure that digital camera was charged. Just in case.