Hey. I’m in the adult sex industry. You got that or you wouldn’t be here. So, naturally, I hear a lot of stories. Sexy, curious, some that make you cringe and some that are just gut-busting, take-a-knee funny.
The importance of following manufacturer’s directions, I have to admit, isn’t something I’m good at either. That’s why I refer to them as ‘destructions’. But sometimes, let’s say with a Finger Vibe, it might be a good idea to follow the instructions. Here’s Amy’s story:
Amy: “Well, you know that marketing guy I was seeing at Intel? He makes these really funny meowing-sort-of-whimpering sounds in bed and I just couldn’t take seeing him anymore, the young cub hasn’t called me back and that military guy in DC couldn’t fly out to Seattle this weekend and I seriously need to get a new vibrator. So, I took one of those finger vibes and put around one of my dildos.”
Me: “You know, that’s what the tongue vibe is for, not the finger vibe?”
Amy: “I know, but I really like the soft feel of that finger vibe. Anyway, I was really going at it and…did you know that little vibe can slip right out of the finger ring part?”
Me: “Well, yeah, it’s not sealed in. It’s not made for insertion, it’s made for external use and for a finger….”
Amy: “Yeah, yeah, I know I just really liked that soft outside. So, the vibe slipped out of the soft casing and I lost it up inside me for about 10 minutes…do you know that’s a really weird feeling having something up inside you vibrating?….”
Me: Rolling on the floor laughing.
Amy: “Yeah, could have really used that young cub right about then to get it out. That’s an awkward angle.”
People. Please follow the directions. And send me your funny sex toy stories (clean versions please) so I can post – please change names for innocent and you MUST be over 18. I might even send you a finger vibe. Becky at empirelabs dot com.
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Becky is the Product Sales Manager for Empire Labs, Inc.
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I can only image the embarrassment if she had to go to the doctor to get it removed. I wonder if a toy could be designed based on this story. It would be fun to play with and maybe prevent future mishaps.
That’s funny. We actually are revamping the packaging now for the next shipment so that it is very clear that this is an external-use toy. On the other hand (no pun intended), suggestions are always welcome!