Blog Posts

Jul 27 10 · Lube & 2% Milk – Keep Government Out of Porn
Why is it that "Pussy Torture 8" hit your radar, but not 1-7?

Jun 09 10 · Porno Becky
Don't get him any, like, big dongs or anything....

May 24 10 · So, You Don’t Like Dick?
That's a nice banana.

Apr 13 10 · How it all Started: The Story of Empire Labs
How it all Started: the Story of Empire Labs Dr. David Claus, PhD. is the original founder of Empire Labs. He has a doctorate in Chemistry from UCLA, and he was happy to relate the interesting and winding path that led to the creation of a special formula that enables people to mold extremely detailed and [...]

Apr 01 10 · Funny Sex Toy Stories – Sister Mary
God wants nothing more for his children, than to be happy

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Jul 27 10 · EmpireLabs: Long overdue blog post/rant/soapbox/pissing match...whatever. How about Anti-Censorship? http://www.empirelabs.com/wp/?p=270&preview=true