Blog Posts

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:48:43 +0000 · There Will Be No Jacking Off For Jill
I've never seen a male masturbator before, so of course, I had to defile the hell out of it.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:52:04 +0000 · Lube & 2% Milk – Keep Government Out of Porn
Why is it that "Pussy Torture 8" hit your radar, but not 1-7?

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:58:44 +0000 · Porno Becky
Don't get him any, like, big dongs or anything....

Mon, 24 May 2010 18:51:45 +0000 · So, You Don’t Like Dick?
That's a nice banana.

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:31:25 +0000 · How it all Started: The Story of Empire Labs
How it all Started: Willies and all.

Twitter Posts

Thu, 10 May 2012 23:18:54 +0000 · EmpireLabs: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/6X9LrGSX KOIN 6 Story on Empire Labs in Portland, OR
Thu, 10 May 2012 18:57:44 +0000 · EmpireLabs: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Jau7qtx9 Clone-A-Willy KOIN Channel 6 News Promo
Thu, 10 May 2012 18:56:30 +0000 · EmpireLabs: I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/Jau7qtx9 Clone-A-Willy KOIN Channel 6 News Promo
Wed, 02 May 2012 00:38:56 +0000 · EmpireLabs: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/U64C0N0j The Osbournes - "Rebel without and Ozz"
Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:13:37 +0000 · EmpireLabs: All materials used in the clone a willy kit are completely hypoallergenic and 1 (@YouTube http://t.co/mIKFkbrM)